Swhet Productions

So one day i was sitting in math class bored as always and i thought to myself.... do cheezy pick-up lines actually work so i wrote some and are planning to try them out.... but dont let me have all the fun try some of these. Oh and some of them are just dirty cuz i wrote them ^_^

if u were a booger i'd pick u first

I'd marry your cat just to get into the family

I'm an astronaut and i have to explore uranus.....would u like to help me with my mission?

I lost my pants.....can we share yours?

OH NO! Theres something wrong with my cell phone.....it doesn't have your number in it

your dad must be a baker cuz u got a nice set of buns

-"did u just touch my ass when u walked past?"

-"no...."

-"oh.... well did u want to?"

I'm good at math u + I = 69

are u as beautiful as i think?... or am i thinking of myself again?

If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and I together....I would also put U between F and C...K?

My teeth hurt cuz you're so sweet and the only cure is a kiss from a beatiful girl like yourself... HEAL ME!

If u were my homework i'd do u on the table

If u were a building i'd destroy u

I'm a mailman....can't u tell from the size of my package

You're a C- cup aren't u? I can tell cuz my testicles are the same size

are u free tonight....or is it gonna cost me?

I'm new in town could u give me directions to your place?

I've had quite a bit to drink and you're starting to look attractive

I lost my ruler, can u grab something something on me thats 30 cm

You ever get a tightness in your chest? Im getting that in my pants right now.

I may not be perfect, but lets face it neither are you.

If you have any more please share them. And if anyone enjoys them i can easily write/find more for you. And don't forget to try them.... a couple of them worked for me ^_^

So, I'm gunna try and bring the internet (mostly the 2 people that are on this site) a list of words or phrases from different hobbies or activities that sound sexual. Don't know how often I'm gunna give you new ones, but always check back to the blog for more. I'd like to make sure everyone knows that any relationship to other lists similar to mine on the internet are completely coinsidental. I'm not copying anyones work. So without any further ado, Musical Connotations That Sound Sexual. (Concert Band) (#10 is my personal favorite)

1. We need to warm up first

2. Your horn is cold

3. Suck on it a bit

4. It's not moist enough

5. Keep your fingers moving

6. That was a work out

7. Keep it quiet

8. Don't blow so hard

9. Blow harder

10. Pull out, your sharp

I don't wanna get a job. First person to send me $1000 dollars gets a VERY shiny nickel.