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I'm sure many of you have heard of the Google vs Yahoo war. For those who haven't, you obviously don't know how to internet and should be violated and disposed of immediatly. But since that perfect world doesn't exist, I'll just tell you. The Google vs Yahoo war is the activity of going onto Google and Yahoo and typing three or four words in the search bar, and seeing what comes up in the search suggestions. Which ever website has a more idiotic/awesome suggestions wins. So for example if I t...

We all have those things that happen right before school starts. Emotions run high, parties slow down, pregnancy test show up positive. But here are 4 things that happen to me every year during summer, mostly before school starts, in no particular order.

4. The dream about missing a class.

I don't know how many people have had this dream, but I get it every year, about a week before school starts. I miss a class because...

My life, while it seemed to be going really well for a while, I got a job, things were good with my girlfriend, my friends had settled down with each other, and general high school drama seemed to deminish, has recently taken a turn to the "I-don't-know-what-to-do-but-sit-around-and-mope-all-day" kinda life style. By this point you have probably realised this isn't an entry about comedy. This is an entry where I need to unload. I've been getting shitty sleep, and, well, there was only really ...

So apparently there is a community somewhere in Coquitlam B.C. (Where I live) who have been scared into their homes by a ferocious wild animal. The wild animal? A bob cat. Seriously people? A BOB CAT. A cat that is maybe twice the size of a house cat... Anybody over 10 could kick the crap out of it, and there is an enitre commumity afraid of it. Global News interviewed a lady who looked about 50 who said something along the lines of "I'm really scared having that anim...

Hi, i would like to borrow a moment of your time to talk about god. God is good, God is fair. But you know who is more fair and gooder than God (yes gooder). Satin. He is more reliable than god too, like when meteors strike earth and panic begins, Satin is there. He is there to laugh at us and go "OMG, that was freakin hilarious!" And in a way, u gotta respect him for that.

Now why cant we get those people knocking on my door at 9 AM rather than some religion fanatic who looks like...

So I have recently slipped into a depressed lull about the music that has been taking over the industry lately. It's all too... Unilateral. There is nothing NEW. Most, if not all, songs in Much Music's Top 30 are all auto-tuned, hiding any possiblity of someone having a good voice, and just sounding the same as the next guy. All new music is the same. There is no variation. And the stuff that is good, is burried under piles of crap. So to find it you actually have to search.

Ever have to take a piss REALLY badly, and then when you finally do it's like god just relocated heaven into your bladder? Ever have to take a piss SO badly, that when you do it feels like you can't piss hard or fast enough? And it just feels like you need to pee more even as you release your urine into the porcelain bowl? Like fire fighters attaching a garden hose to a fire hydrant and trying to put out a fire. Nothing really gets the job done.

People need to stop and take ...

Haven't done very many blog entrys lately. I just recently got Sony Vegas working (Awesome) and I've been working on that, trying to wrap my head around things, just so you know. Even though nobody cares. Also, hopefully have a new comic on the way. We'll see how it goes. Until next time. PIECE!

Hey Internet. It's me. The guy nobody knows about. I've recently been thinking about how parents seem so... revolted by the thought of co-ed anythings. Sleepovers, parties, anything that involves the opposite sex. Because everyone knows, that when someone is only hanging out with members of the same sex, then they are gunna be perfect little angels. But as soon as someone from the opposite sex is included, it instantly becomes a fuck-fest. A place where you walk in, take off your clothes, and...

So, for anyone who goes to Gleneagle, you know that me and my buddies like to do crazy stuff. Quite often out of the norm. Sometimes we run down the hallways with people over our shoulders. Sometimes we run down the hallways with 2 or 3 people on our backs... Sometimes we wrestle over nickles and dimes. For some reason, our old principal tolerated all this, and even encouraged it at times. (We will miss you Mr. Matheson)

And there is of course, the OTHER thing that we tend t...