Swhet Productions

First of all, if you don't know what I'm talking about, here.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

"Hey Bob?:" "Yeah Phil?" "The parenting life isn't exhilerating enough for me anymore. Let's get together and form a shitty rap group that NOBODY will ever know about." "Dude. So down." This is how I envision the Insane Clown Posse starting. It was either the worst or the best mid-life crisis ever. I haven't decided yet. Even the URL of the Youtube video is annoyed by this song. "=_-"

If magic is all we've ever known

Then it's easy to miss what really goes on

It starts off with saying that if all we know is magic, then we don't know what is going on. I want you to remember that for later.

But I've seen miracles in every way

And I see miracles everyday

Oceans spanning beyond my sight

And a million stars way above em at night

We don't have to be high to look in the sky

And know that's a miracle opened wide

Okay. I'm glad I was told that to look in the sky I don't have to be high, because I've spend the last 17 years of my life avoiding looking up because I was afraid of not knowing what the fuck is going on up there. I understand what they are trying to say... But did he not just say that if it is a Miracle, (or Magic) then we don't know what is going on? So basically he says he's an idiot, and doesn't know what the fuck is going on around him, because it's all obviously magic?

Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas

And everything chilling underwater, please

Bitch please. That shit is underwater? UNDER FUCKING WATER?!?! And mountains and trees, and the seven seas? Nuff said. Don't go outside. You're head might explode.

Hot lava, snow, rain and fog

Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs

What about 'em?

And I've seen eighty-five thousand people

All in one room, together as equals

What fucking room were you in that could hold 85,000 people? I call bullshit. Even at a concert. I'd be surprised if you sold 5 tickets.

Pure magic is the birth of my kids

Once again. Magic. Shit doesn't make sense if you believe in magic. He just woke up one day and his wife was pregnant and he was like "The fuck?"

I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids

My eyelids? What was it? A cattle prod? Or just some simple wires hooked up to a 9 volt battery? I've seen those too.

The sun and the moon, and even Mars

The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars

Even Mars? But not Mercury, Venus, Earth, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, or Uranus? Apparently this guy was in the future when he wrote this, and no only did he exclude Pluto, he knew that in the future the other guys wouldn't be considered planets either. But that won't be until after the human race is dead.

UFOs, a river flows

Dude, UFO's aren't real. Stop snorting "magic" It's preventing you from thinking straight.

Plant a little seed and nature grows

Nature grows? From one seed? Damn. I need to get me one of them.

Niagara falls and the pyramids

Everything you believed in as kids

Wait... Those aren't real? Why do step on my dreams, asshole.

Fucking rainbows after it rains

There's enough miracles here to blow your brains

I have difficulty fucking rainbows after it rains. The end of it always runs away from me. I need some of this "magic" you speak of.

I nick named my 12 gauge shot gun "Miracles" too.

I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay

It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away

Well then don't try to feed it your cell phone you idiot. Even the Pelican knows that it isn't food. Pelican: 1. Insane Clown Dude: 0.

And music is magic, pure and clean

You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen

I get that message. I like what they are trying to say. But once again, If magic is all we've ever known Then it's easy to miss what really goes on. This dude should take a science course. All his problems would be solved. Like those unwanted children that came from nowhere.

Music is all magic

(Are you a firm believer in miracles)

Nope. If I was, I wouldn't understand what was going on.

You can't even hold it

(Do you notice and recognize miracles)

So anything you can't hold doesn't exist? So air doesn't exist? And cars? A house? The moon? Pyramids? A flowing river? A fucking rainbow after it rains?

It's just there in the air

(Are you a firm believer in miracles)

Whoa wait what? But air doesn't exist. You can't hold it. STOP CONFUSING ME! And didn't you already ask me that?

Pure motherfucking magic

Right?

Wait, the air or the music? I'd have to say wrong.

This shit'll blow your fucking mind

Is it more "Magic"?

(Do you notice and recognize miracles)

I feel like I'm doing a questionaire. Excuse me. I think you're record is broken.

Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling

And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling

Well yes actually. That is scientifically accurate. Wait... You mean like an emotion? No. Fuck that. It's soundwaves.

I see miracles all around me

Stop and look around, it's all astounding

That shit will make your head explode.

Water, fire, air and dirt

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

I don't think I need to say much here. Nobody knows. 

And I don't wanna talk to a scientist

Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

Yup.

Solar eclipse, and vicious weather

Yup.

Fifteen thousand Juggalos together

I'm not going to lie, I had to google what a Juggalo was. According to Wikipedia a "Juggalo or Juggalette (the latter being feminine) is a name given to fans of Insane Clown Posse or any other Psychopathic Records hip hop group. Juggalos have developed their own idioms, slang, and characteristics.]" So basically these idiots have found enough people to form a whole knew society? I'm glad to know that they are keeping to themselves and not infecting the rest of us. And there is 15,000 of em? I call bullshit. Also, why is the name so close to "Jiggalo"? Does that seem a little sketchy to you?

And I love my mom for giving me this

Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted

Not your dad?

Obviously. Or else you wouldn't be here telling people the pyramids don't exist.

I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly

You obviously have a lot of time on your hands.

Miracles ain't nothing to lie

Huh?

Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy

But not like Shaggy's ex-wife, because she came in and caught him red handed, creeping with the girl next door.

And my little boy looks just like daddy

Your wife was cheating on you with your dad? Damn, son.

Miracles each and every where you look

And nobody has to stay where they put

Again, Huh?

This world is yours for you to explore

There's nothing but miracles beyond your door

Again. I get what they are trying to say. But please, say it in another way.

The Dark Carnival is your invitation

I enjoy Left 4 Dead 2 as well.

To witness them without explanation

I need an explination to go outside?

Take a look at this fine creation

I feel like he should be swinging his junk around...

And enjoy it better with appreciation

THAT'S why they're called Juggalos.

Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast

Ghosts don't exist, asshole.

The wonders of the world, mysteries the most

I thought the Pyramids aren't real?

Just open your mind, and it ain't no way

To ignore the miracles of every day

Just take a hit dude. Open up your mind, myan.

(Are you a firm believer in miracles)

Magic everywhere in this bitch

Nope. And are you talking about your wife? Is she pregnant again?

(Do you notice and recognize miracles)

It's all around you, you don't even know it

It's like when the government tested US soldiers with LSD in the 60's. They pmped it in through the vents.

(Are you a firm believer in miracles)

Magic everywhere in this bitch

NO!

Shit's crazy

You're high.

(Do you notice and recognize miracles,

So many miracles, the magic miracles)

What other kind of Miracles are there?

Do you have time for the miracles?

Nope. I'm too busy going to school and being sober.

Someone should tell these guys not to quit their day jobs. I'm gunna say to them what everyone said to Vanilla Ice in the 90's. (Except for the Ninja Rap. I solute you for that one.) "Please, leave rapping to the Blacks and Eminem. And your song most definately goes ba da da badada da DUM."