Swhet Productions

So one day i was sitting in math class bored as always and i thought to myself.... do cheezy pick-up lines actually work so i wrote some and are planning to try them out.... but dont let me have all the fun try some of these. Oh and some of them are just dirty cuz i wrote them ^_^

if u were a booger i'd pick u first

I'd marry your cat just to get into the family

I'm an astronaut and i have to explore uranus.....would u like to help me with my mission?

I lost my pants.....can we share yours?

OH NO! Theres something wrong with my cell phone.....it doesn't have your number in it

your dad must be a baker cuz u got a nice set of buns

-"did u just touch my ass when u walked past?"

-"no...."

-"oh.... well did u want to?"

I'm good at math u + I = 69

are u as beautiful as i think?... or am i thinking of myself again?

If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and I together....I would also put U between F and C...K?

My teeth hurt cuz you're so sweet and the only cure is a kiss from a beatiful girl like yourself... HEAL ME!

If u were my homework i'd do u on the table

If u were a building i'd destroy u

I'm a mailman....can't u tell from the size of my package

You're a C- cup aren't u? I can tell cuz my testicles are the same size

are u free tonight....or is it gonna cost me?

I'm new in town could u give me directions to your place?

I've had quite a bit to drink and you're starting to look attractive

I lost my ruler, can u grab something something on me thats 30 cm

You ever get a tightness in your chest? Im getting that in my pants right now.

I may not be perfect, but lets face it neither are you.

If you have any more please share them. And if anyone enjoys them i can easily write/find more for you. And don't forget to try them.... a couple of them worked for me ^_^