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So one day i was sitting in math class bored as always and i thought to myself.... do cheezy pick-up lines actually work so i wrote some and are planning to try them out.... but dont let me have all the fun try some of these. Oh and some of them are just dirty cuz i wrote them ^_^

if u were a booger i'd pick u first

I'd marry your cat just to get into the family

I'm an astronaut and i have to explore uranus.....would u like to help me with my mission?

I lost my pants.....can we share yours?

OH NO! Theres something wrong with my cell phone.....it doesn't have your number in it

your dad must be a baker cuz u got a nice set of buns

-"did u just touch my ass when u walked past?"

-"no...."

-"oh.... well did u want to?"

I'm good at math u + I = 69

are u as beautiful as i think?... or am i thinking of myself again?

If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and I together....I would also put U between F and C...K?

My teeth hurt cuz you're so sweet and the only cure is a kiss from a beatiful girl like yourself... HEAL ME!

If u were my homework i'd do u on the table

If u were a building i'd destroy u

I'm a mailman....can't u tell from the size of my package

You're a C- cup aren't u? I can tell cuz my testicles are the same size

are u free tonight....or is it gonna cost me?

I'm new in town could u give me directions to your place?

I've had quite a bit to drink and you're starting to look attractive

I lost my ruler, can u grab something something on me thats 30 cm

You ever get a tightness in your chest? Im getting that in my pants right now.

I may not be perfect, but lets face it neither are you.

You smell like cherries. Shall we go back to your place and get rid of that smell?

That shirt looks becoming on you, I'd becoming on u too

Do u like ice cream?................. Well ya wanna F***?

If you have any more please share them. And if anyone enjoys them i can easily write/find more for you. And don't forget to try them.... a couple of them worked for me. My personal favorite is the last one ^_^