Swhet Productions

Hey Internet. It's me. The guy nobody knows about. I've recently been thinking about how parents seem so... revolted by the thought of co-ed anythings. Sleepovers, parties, anything that involves the opposite sex. Because everyone knows, that when someone is only hanging out with members of the same sex, then they are gunna be perfect little angels. But as soon as someone from the opposite sex is included, it instantly becomes a fuck-fest. A place where you walk in, take off your clothes, and choose your poison from the pre-set up buffet. Beer, vodka, rum, and other alcohols on one end. And as you're leaving the table, snort a complimentary line of cocain on the other end. All because little Polly down the street was invited.

Whats even worse is the sleepovers. Heaven for bid a group of guys and girls who are close friends all around just want to spend more time hanging out. No, we are obviously all gunna share a bed and casually fornicate until we either OD or pass out from endorphins. We'd all create a nice sex-circle, where everyone's wants and needs are respected. And everyone recieve coitus all at once.

Or boyfriend and girlfriend. No no no. We don't respect each other, or just want to sleep beside each other, fully clothed. Nope. As soon as we're on a bed, we're gunna instantly start bumpin' uglies. And definately, DEFINATELY will not use protection. It's so obvious that we don't know about pregnancy and how it happens, that we can just revert to our primal insticts of putting the round peg in the round hole... And possibly testing to see if we can get the square peg in there too...

The fact is our parents grew up in the 70's and possibly 80's. And back then, it was all about getting high, and doing what you thought was fun. And listening ot awesome music. But that is besides the point. Our parents think that we will go down the same paths as they did. When the truth is, 40 years later (Yes. 1970 was 40 years ago.), the public education system has (hopefully) improved dramatically. We now know about almost everything out there, not to mention all the advances and discoveries in the medical field. We know about the dangers of drugs and alchohol. But more importantly, we know that the round peg is only supposed to go in the round hole when you're ready, and that that peg should be covered properly. And that you definately SHOULD NOT try to put the square peg in there too...

So lets be realistic here... Even though the media portrays teens as alchoholics, tokers, smokers, and sex fiends, we are smart, and educated to the point of understanding there are limits to what is and isn't healthy for us, and that we (most of us) won't try anything stupid until we are ready for it.