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Hi, i would like to borrow a moment of your time to talk about god. God is good, God is fair. But you know who is more fair and gooder than God (yes gooder). Satin. He is more reliable than god too, like when meteors strike earth and panic begins, Satin is there. He is there to laugh at us and go "OMG, that was freakin hilarious!" And in a way, u gotta respect him for that.

Now why cant we get those people knocking on my door at 9 AM rather than some religion fanatic who looks like hes about to start spraying me with holy water and scream "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!" cuz of how bad i look at 9 AM. Not to mention my voice is so gravely that it sounds like my throat is a garborater and is chewing up all the small children bones that i had eaten the night before, remember folks that the bone marrow is the tastiest part!

Anyways point is the way they say it, it sounds totally one sided. Like oh he made adam and eve. but when u think about it adam and eve were the only 2 poeple on the planet. so god just created a hell of a lot of insest. He also said that animals have no souls, last i checked my bitch was still breathing.... and kicking me while she sleeps. I mean sure the bible was good reading back then, but now a days i dont want to spend every sunday in a church looking at words so small they'll kill my eyes before im 40. Also God says have absolutely no fun for your entire life and when u die an unfulfilling life I'll like u. Now the thing is, if u get on gods bad side, u get on satins good side. and they god a whole lot of sex and alcohol down in hell. and i mean all that crap bout satin punishing you, why would he do that. ur both bad dudes. ur bros. ya stick out for each other. So great life and good after life, or terrible life and chill after life. Either way religion is annoying.

So remember kids, that the next time a witness of christ or some crap comes knocking on ur door and waking u up way to god damn early asking you the question if u wanna hear bout christ. say "is that the one where we kill the pig and use his blood to paint circles on the floor? Cuz i already got that upstairs." Then go back out later and wipe the holy water off ur door that we all know he sprayed there.

Oh btw, by bitch i meant dog. And dog spelled backwards is god. and my dog is a bitch. henceforth god is one too...... mindfuck