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Bobcats and Lions and Bears, OH MY!

Posted by Biablid - Dilthinky on July 6, 2011 at 3:32 AM

So apparently there is a community somewhere in Coquitlam B.C. (Where I live) who have been scared into their homes by a ferocious wild animal. The wild animal? A bob cat. Seriously people? A BOB CAT. A cat that is maybe twice the size of a house cat... Anybody over 10 could kick the crap out of it, and there is an enitre commumity afraid of it. Global News interviewed a lady who looked about 50 who said something along the lines of "I'm really scared having that animal roam around here freely." When the news reporter asked "Do you have any small children?" She responded with "No. But if I did they would be inside today." Christ. You don't even need to keep your kids inside. Just be good parents and keep an eye on them. As for pets, don't let your cats out for a week. Problem solved. For the love of god, you live on a forested mountain, in BRITISH COLUMBIA. You're gunna see wild life. Get used to it. Don't complain to the authorities and the news and try to get it relocated. It's a bob cat. Probably doesn't wiegh more than 30 pounds. We're entering their territory. If they wanna come into our backyards, let them. They were here first. I can't believe that the news found it worthy for a 5 minute segment at the beginning of the hour. Just stop and think for 30 seconds. You could probably kill the cat with a good kick to the head. If it does start threatening you, kick it in the ribs. Or for crying out loud, you know how you're told to act big around a COUGAR? Do that to the damn thing. If it scares away a mountian lion, it's probably gunna scare something a 10th of it's size away. These idiots are acting like it's a grizzly bear killing children in an elementary school. FUCK! Get you're shit together and realise that to live, you're gunna need to interact with wild life. I've come within literally 5 feet of a bear eating berries. Christ. I just can't get over the fact it's A CAT! And not a mountain lion or a tiger, A BOB CAT! It's not uncommon for people to have them as pets they are so similar to house cats. GAH! FUCK HUMANITY!

 

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